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heroesofhyrule:

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 220,266 notes

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 546,001 notes
peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 85,717 notes

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 283,258 notes

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 124,651 notes

mermen-in-my-teacup:

Why is it the more skin this boy covers the more I want him

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 39,167 notes

saiyan:

giant-woman-opal:

it’s a conspiracy 

THIS ONE WINS

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 25,190 notes

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 144,324 notes

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 146,492 notes

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

3 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 14,300 notes